hot cheetos rap

wingsblockingoutthesun:

hey fellow steampunkers, guess who just glued a gear to their balls. 

i say i hate the creatures but here i am

DID DEX RLY RT THAT IM LOSING MY SHIT

while i understand he states his ignorance with the topic, there are quite literally hundreds of people you could and have gone to to ask so theres really no excuse right now. and to what ive seen the context has nothing to do with race or anything implied with that so every one calm down

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

bryko:

These are all from the same episode

neilnevins:

I’M DYING I WENT TO K.K SLIDER’S SHOW AND HE PUT THE TOWN FLAG UP ON THE SCREEN WHICH IS A PICTURE OF DANNY DEVITO AND THERE’S ALL THESE SLIDES OF DANNY DEVITO POPPING UP

neilnevins:

I’M DYING I WENT TO K.K SLIDER’S SHOW AND HE PUT THE TOWN FLAG UP ON THE SCREEN WHICH IS A PICTURE OF DANNY DEVITO AND THERE’S ALL THESE SLIDES OF DANNY DEVITO POPPING UP

all-seeing-v:

October is here! How about some happy Jack-O-Lanterns on Ball Pythons to get you in the spirit of Halloween?! (x) (x)

animmalcrossing:

(Click on the image to make it bigger) 

Follow the flowchart and find out which letter you are then click on your letter below:

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H 

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen