mom: why are you up so late
"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager
"oh boy!!" says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?
instantly generate a 2013 url
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time
it looks like an earthbound enemy
"fuckboy" is AAVE
us white people have no business using it
it has nothing to do with the “skeleton war” meme
it is not a transphobic slur (this is an especially baffling claim)
lets stop using it for ourselves and stop relating it to skeletons ok
put this sticker on my ass
sharing a computer with a nutrition science major like
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!