hot cheetos rap

cottonpinnia:

mom: why are you up so late

me: 

charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

mutuals send me #’s so i can make a post about you

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

shinjiikari:

instantly generate a 2013 url

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

teachytv:

hello friends

"fuckboy" is AAVE

us white people have no business using it

it has nothing to do with the “skeleton war” meme

it is not a transphobic slur (this is an especially baffling claim)

lets stop using it for ourselves and stop relating it to skeletons ok

thank you

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

caledscratch:

sharing a computer with a nutrition science major like

image

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!